Episode Transcript
[00:00:08] Speaker A: Hello, and welcome to site night, found for September 28, 2024. That sounds right. Right? 28th. That's today.
[00:00:16] Speaker B: Alexa, what's today's date?
Today is Saturday, September 28.
[00:00:20] Speaker A: Hey. Hey. I know what day it is, so.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: Yes, we are inside today. They are doing construction.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: Yeah. And it was just kind of. The weather is starting to get a little chillier now, and it's getting colder.
[00:00:30] Speaker B: And I. Oh, should we, like, introduce ourselves and stuff?
[00:00:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. So, hi, I'm Alyssa. No.
Hi, I'm Liam, and this is Alyssa. And we're alcoholics. No.
So, yeah, we're just hanging out inside. It's a Saturday. We've got a busy day planned. We are gonna go drop off your apartment keys.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: Yes. We are live from Alyssa's office. Because it has a couch.
[00:00:56] Speaker A: Yes, it does. Yeah. Your office has a couch. Mine does nothing.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: I'm pretending to be a therapist or something, you know, because they always have couches in the office.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: Yeah, but I don't think the therapist sits on the couch with you.
[00:01:07] Speaker B: No, that's true.
I do have a desk across from the couch, so I do be facing the couch.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: Tell me how that makes you feel.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Welcome to random snippets of conversation, as it tends to be.
[00:01:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So this is kind of a really random episode today. Don't really have anything plan.
My phone is going off, which is cool, I guess.
[00:01:35] Speaker B: Handing in apartment keys. Yes. Because I no longer need the apartment. Hooray.
[00:01:40] Speaker A: Yes. And then we get to go do something really exciting. So we are celebrating our one year anniversary a week late because last Sunday, the weather was really bad. It was gross.
[00:01:50] Speaker B: And we had guests all weekend, and so we were tired.
[00:01:52] Speaker A: We were just done with people.
Not to say we don't like our guests, but it's just. It was a lot going on, and we were just like, we need a day to decompress.
[00:02:02] Speaker B: My family was very generous and bought some new furniture and things for them. Oh, my gosh.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: I don't know if we really talked about that here.
There was so much new furniture, so much cool stuff. We have barstools for the little center island. We've got a table with four chairs. Now for dining porpoises.
[00:02:20] Speaker B: We used to have a little, tiny two seater.
I think it's called a bistro table.
[00:02:24] Speaker A: A bistro table. Yes. Which we sold.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:02:27] Speaker A: On marketplace.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Along with my old stackable washer and dryer.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: Yes. For pretty good money, too. Marketplace is handy.
[00:02:35] Speaker B: Yeah. So that was all happening while my folks were here, because word of caution with marketplace, probably good to have good working eyeballs.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: Yeah. I would not want to do that on my own. As a blind individual, I just. You don't know what you're going to get. You can protect yourself. There are ways to do it.
I just. I did not feel comfortable with that at all. I was kind of weirded out. But you can see people's ratings and see how many sales they've had and stuff, so.
Yeah. And the lady that bought our washer dryer was really cool. She's just like, yeah, I'd like to buy these things up for my apartment complex.
[00:03:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:08] Speaker A: And she, like, drove and loaded it herself and took off with it.
[00:03:11] Speaker B: Yes. And now let's talk about the actual fun thing that we're doing in celebration of the anniversary.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: We are going to the best place on earth, not the circus and not Disney world.
[00:03:22] Speaker B: I guess that's the happiest place.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: That's the happiest place. Yeah. We are going to, like, the fattiest place on earth.
[00:03:28] Speaker B: The best barbecue on earth.
[00:03:29] Speaker A: The best barbecue. And I will call your barbecue and raise my own. We are going to Clark crew here in Oklahoma City. It is some of the best barbecue I have ever eaten in my life.
I am a barbecue snob. So if you are like a barbecue snob also, and you're like, no, my barbecue is the best barbecue. I want to know what this place is, and I will go there and tell you that your barbecue is not as good as Clark Ripple, or you.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: Can come out here and try Clark and change your life.
[00:03:57] Speaker A: Yes. Well, I'm just looking for more places to visit and have barbecue at. That's really what it is, to be honest with you.
So I would be curious to know what people enjoy because I loves me some barbecue.
[00:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah. So right in on the mastodon post.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: Yeah, it seems to be the big. Seems to be where people are writing in. We don't really have an email address. I mean, I think there's one attached to the podcast, which is my own personal. And so I've already gotten some spam. Did you know that our podcast is doing really well in Germany? Apparently.
[00:04:27] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
[00:04:28] Speaker A: Yeah. And for just a small amount of money, they can advertise in more places in Germany for us.
[00:04:34] Speaker B: Oh, we got like an entire ten listeners or something. Yeah.
[00:04:36] Speaker A: So hollow. Guten tag.
Ich ben Einberliner or something. I don't know.
[00:04:46] Speaker B: Yes. So what are you planning on ordering at the barbecue?
[00:04:49] Speaker A: Yes, yes.
I'm thinking about. So they do like a two or three meat combination plate. I'm thinking about, like, the ribs are so good.
I'm definitely thinking about burnt ends.
[00:05:03] Speaker B: Love me some burnt ends.
[00:05:04] Speaker A: Burnt ends are good. The brisket would probably be good.
[00:05:08] Speaker B: And they have good sauces.
[00:05:09] Speaker A: Oh, their sauces are so good.
[00:05:11] Speaker B: And they're baked beans. They take a, like, the meat trimmings off of their.
Whatever they're cooking.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: Yeah. And, and just throw them in the beans. They just take their scraps. It's like. Also, if you guys notice this, I want to point this out. We finish each other's sentences and say the same things at the same time a lot. So that is not some fancy editing. This is a thing that we do constantly.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Really, by and large, a lot of this is unedited.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: No, it really isn't.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: That's why you hear the ums, uhs and likes.
[00:05:41] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: So those were not planted. We have certain AI podcast services we haven't turned down.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: The Eli filter is what I'm hearing. So we leave all our ums, uhs.
[00:05:53] Speaker B: Oh, come on.
We don't even know if he listens to this.
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Oh, we got to tell him about it so he will listen.
Eli is one of our friends, and he ums and uhs constantly. His. His crutch words are off the chain as the. The new. The cool kids say off the chain. I think they say that.
[00:06:12] Speaker B: I don't know. I'm. I'm not one of the young, hip, cool kids anymore. And it's crazy to say that. It's like, but you're not even 30. Close enough.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: And also, my phone is. I don't know if you guys are hearing the vroom, but, like, I'm getting notifications. It's probably email.
[00:06:26] Speaker B: Oh, that's what it is, huh? It's your phone.
[00:06:28] Speaker A: Yes, it's my phone.
[00:06:29] Speaker B: I think that one was the bank.
[00:06:31] Speaker A: Oh.
Oh, really?
[00:06:34] Speaker B: Yeah. I did like the melodic.
[00:06:36] Speaker A: Dun dun dun.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:06:38] Speaker A: Oh, okay. I didn't even hear it. Maybe you guys heard it.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: I'll be interested to see how that comes out in transcript.
[00:06:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I probably won't. I don't think it transcript sounds.
[00:06:49] Speaker B: I meant the imitation of it that you just made.
[00:06:51] Speaker A: Oh. Dun dun dun.
[00:06:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: So, yeah, transcripts are weird. It is making transcripts for us, but it's not linking them, and it likes to save them as PDF's, which, like, you can't even use. So I've already put in a feedback to castos, and I'm like, hey, can you fix this? And they'll probably be like, no. And then I'll cry.
But that's, that's what's going on. So, yeah, today is Clark crew. Also really good pork rinds.
[00:07:18] Speaker B: Yes. And it's popping when they come.
[00:07:21] Speaker A: Really? A pork rind person, right?
[00:07:23] Speaker B: I like them. Okay.
[00:07:24] Speaker A: Do you?
[00:07:25] Speaker B: But theirs have ruined other pork rinds for me.
[00:07:28] Speaker A: The seasonings on them are insane.
They're so good. The. The one thing I do want to try, if I have room, they're supposed to have a pecan pie trifle, which apparently has won lots of awards.
[00:07:42] Speaker B: Interesting.
[00:07:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:44] Speaker B: And in case someone's going, what's a pork rind? They're also called cracklins.
[00:07:48] Speaker A: Yes.
But I feel like everyone here should know what pork rinds are. It's just yummy, yummy pig skin. So, I mean, you know.
[00:07:59] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: You know, we all know what pork rinds are.
[00:08:04] Speaker B: I don't know, different parts of the country or even the world that are listening, such as our friends in Germany.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Because we're so popular out there. Hallo.
Gutenberg or something.
Gutenberg. Gutenberg, yeah. Nietzsche. Oh, no, that's. That's Russian, by the way, Nietzsche is a good thing to know how to say that means no in Russian. You should know how to say no in as many languages as possible.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: Nine.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: I'm glad that you can count, but you can't.
I still remember, like, there was one of those, like, stupid, because there's many of those accounts that post the dumb jokes, and it was like, I asked my german friend what's between eight and ten. He didn't know. Oh, it was just like, come on, get out of here with that.
[00:08:59] Speaker B: Yeah. I think this is our probably most scattered podcast yet.
[00:09:03] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: It's just sitting on the couch talking.
We really didn't have a topic.
[00:09:11] Speaker A: We were gonna have one for you guys yesterday, and I was sick, I was tired, I was not feeling well Thursday or Friday, so finally I feel better. And probably it's the miracle of Clarkrue that's making me feel better.
[00:09:23] Speaker B: That will do it.
[00:09:24] Speaker A: It will. So, anyways, I think this probably will conclude our podcast for today.
My phone will not stop buzzing. It's kind of getting annoying now. I should have really turned on do not disturb.
But maybe you'll hear them in the recording. Maybe you'll hear the random. So we'll see. Anyways, we will be back in a few days, probably with another great podcast. Also, uh, chatting with viewers. I think we're gonna do one tomorrow.
[00:09:50] Speaker B: Yeah, we were talking about.
[00:09:51] Speaker A: We're talking about it. So if you don't know what that is, my YouTube channel, which you can find at the simple address of L ervin. So l e r v e n me, which is what you're going to anyways for this podcast. But use the very simple slash sub or sub to subscribe with one click to. My YouTube channel marathon is coming up. I want to talk about that next month because. Because that's gonna be a hoot and a holler.
[00:10:18] Speaker B: We're like, you really have spent too much time down here in Oklahoma.
[00:10:21] Speaker A: Ah, sure have. It's a hoot and a holler, I'll tell y'all.
Oh, just wait till I say. I need a washcloth.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: No.
[00:10:34] Speaker A: Oh God, I hate the people down here. I really do. Talk normal talk like we do in Chicago.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: Well, to them, that's not normal.
[00:10:44] Speaker A: No, they're weird. I don't know.
There's gonna be someone listening. You don't hate us? No, I don't really hate you guys. You guys are great. I will say one thing about Oklahoma is that people are very friendly down here.
[00:10:56] Speaker B: We have some of the nicest people.
[00:10:57] Speaker A: Oh my gosh, do we ever. Like, I have met a lot of native Oklahomans and they are just super cool people. And then like, the only thing is they'll complain about all the dang immigrants coming in. And by the way, I'm considered an immigrant to them because I immigrated from Chicago.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: Yeah, they really mean transplants.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: They really do what they're trying to say. But at least I hope they do because otherwise it's going into political theater. I don't want to discuss. But yeah, like, they really get frosty when. And I had someone who's like, yeah, I can't stand all these people come from California. And I'm like, well, I'm from Chicago. And he's like, well, you're okay because you're nice.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: But yeah, so if you move to a new place, just be nice to the locals.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Really do understand that, like, you're wrecking their flow.
I've heard people complaining that, like, the price of everything is going up here because of all the people moving here. But I like it. It's nice. It's listening. Colorado, I'll tell you that much. Colorado was expensive.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: Oh, yes.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: So anyways, I want to thank you guys for tuning in to another scintillating episode of 404, site not found. I we will see you guys when we see you. We don't really have a good, like, you know, because normally on streams it's like, thanks for watching. And you're listening. Goodnight and good corn.
[00:12:18] Speaker B: We'll see you when we see you on site not found.
[00:12:21] Speaker A: We'll see you when we see you on 404. Site not found. I love it. We're going with it. That is great. We will see you when we see you on 404. Site not found.
